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Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark
Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark









What makes Rivenbark's writing so entertaining is that it's a lot like seeing a stand-up comedy act: she does an uncanny job of keeping the flow of comedy fresh., Opening a book by Celia is like going to a great party-at the end of the night, your sides hurt, your mascara's ruined, and you realize you haven't eaten anything for almost an hour.

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark

(Jan.)įorecast: Rivenbark's latest could hit regional lists, aided by a regional author tour, national print publicity, an author appearance at SEBA and a Book Sense campaign.many of her descriptions are not only LOL funny, they also demand reading aloud to whomever happens to be nearby. Rivenbark is a hoot, and her book will be best enjoyed while listening to the Allman Brothers Band and eating "a plate of, what else? collards and cornbread." Agent, Jenny Bent.

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark

When, for example, Rivenbark is confronted by the "Pre-School Nazis" and intimidating "granola moms" at her four-year-old's school, she admits asking her daughter to lie about what she had for breakfast (a foil-wrapped breakfast bar instead of the required "scrambled eggs, a bowl of real oatmeal-the kind you have to cook on top of the, uh, you know, stove-two slices of whole wheat toast and a glass of soy milk"). The most mundane situations become laugh-out-loud scenarios. Marked by a feisty, sarcastic tone and tempered with plenty of cries of "yoo hoo" and "Well, shit," even chapter titles (e.g., "Stop Watching Your Plasma TV and Start Selling Your Plasma: How to Become Honest-to-Jesus White Trash" and "Here Comes the Bride: Let's Just Get 'Em Hitched Sometime Before We See the Head") don't escape the author's wry humor. In 2000, Rivenbark has penned a new-and equally sidesplitting-collection of essays, offering Northern and Southern sisters alike a woman's "take on those irksome little yuks in daily life." Although she warns certain readers (Yankees, namely) that they may need a Southern lexicon to decipher her folksy, down-home prose style, Rivenbark's focus on familiar topics like family, relationships and child rearing should appeal to most females, regardless of geography or age.

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark

After winning Southern women's hearts with her SEBA bestseller Bless Your Heart, Tramp











Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark